I love youtube more than life itself but with the great love of youtube comes the price of buying bundles.
So I purchased the 2GB bundle with a 100 shillings and what do I get , ksh 15.00 telkom bonus and 5 ksh any network bonus.
Such things as this network bonus must take a thorough consideration from the company management.
“Today we must gift a Warukira Hinga somewhere.” The boss says.
“But boss, she doesnt even call she awaits an incoming call. We should give it to someone more deserving” a Warukira Hinga hater interludes.
“We do not judge here… we love our customers for who they are.” The boss is merciful and careful with his words. The boss also knows the mission and vision of the company.
Ding ding a message arrives. I am the lucky winner NIMESHINDA! NIMESHINDA!- I exclaim . They have handpicked me in a sea of other telkom users who also got gifted the same offer.
I actually feel special . They thought of me. Stop it Telkom, stooop it. I mean it, stop.
Yaani, am just here trying to revive my bored day with bundles but my luck is yet to be unleashed.
Firstly, where I come from firstly is good English. So firstly, my friends without the telkom line this is why I don’t call because if I do , how long should the talk be? If I call to speak of the bonus wont the bonus terminate before I even tackle the reason for calling. Say I call my friend(without a telkom line) who sells good dresses , as we indulge in the trade process the kikuyu in me starts to bargain, wont the call cut off and leave her thinking I have agreed to the initial price. You see the risk right?
This is just an appeal, telkom atleast add the kabonus(kabonathi in kikuyu) to ten bob any network bonus or my frens, buy a telkom line. Or my amigos download the IMO app.
P.S, forget the hater I call ALL THE TIME.ALL. THE .TIME.
By the way for those I have gone to school with, I dont see you comment academically- impressive devices used. I love the satire. The dialogue is minimal, improve. Good lead. Use similies and metaphors next time. You have punctuated poorly revise your notes. Something like that.