I am concerned church watchdog. I also double as a whistle blower.
Also bear with me.
There people who can never put down their phone. You see them everywhere in the matatus, supermarkets, classrooms , offices and other areas. You will also find them in the church. Always sitting at the end of pew yet they know they are servants of their phone.
Every five minutes they be stepping over the faithful servants of God who came to worship. Saying things like,
“Es-cuse me. Thankyou. Es-cuse please.”
If you must attend to every phone buzz, seat closest to door. Period.
Another breed of people who need deliverance is the fashion critics.
“Bibi ya chairman leo…aii hio nguo apana.”
This is not a runway. Its not a meeting point for the highest ranked models in town to meet up. Its a place of worship where the humble servants of the Lord gather . Oh and by the way, they come from different social classes. Let people worship in peace. People could be struggling with financial crisis , and need a little tenderness.
These people who convert church to a market place. Selling coloured information AKA mushene, dont you fear Jesus ooh? Dont you see what he did to those pharisees who made the temple of God a market place. He channeled the inner GSU in him and beat them mercilessly. There is plenty of time after church for information exchange.
Letting the choir sail alone. Sing with the choir, jump with them , show them life. Some of you be letting the choir sing their lungs out alone and you cant even offer them some water from your perfect dasani bottles. This is habit that needs a demise.
Maruta (contributions). They should be written down and stored with care. Approaching members of the congregation after church saying things like,” I lost the money,” is very suspiscious. How do you loose church money? How does this always happen to specific people? Why was it not announced officially in church? Please , please we are tired.
Which other habits do you think people should quit in church?